SeattleCacophony

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2011-02-02T14:44:00.001-08:00

It's spam. It means that Neko's email account has been hacked. Any time you get an email with no subject and a URL, it is something sent by a spam bot. The thing to do is notify the person from whose account it originated. Please stop replying-all to it.

On Wed, Feb 2, 2011 at 2:25 PM, Lefty <lefty@shugendo.org> wrote:

Yeah, I wondered that myself.

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2011-02-02T14:43:00.001-08:00

I think their mailbox got hacked. That's what happens... you get spam
of a single url from their address.

Sam

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2011-02-02T14:25:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I wondered that myself.

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ChickenHed Church

2009-04-28T14:13:00.001-07:00

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ChickenHed Church [Seattle] May 10th 2009
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Date & Time: Sunday, May 10, 2009 more on this date
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ChickenHed Church
@ The Chai House!

www.myspace.com/chickenhedchurch

Mr Spots Chai House
5463 Leary Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98107
All Ages
FREE
6-9pm
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Reppin' Cacophony All Up In The Emerald City ComiCon!

2009-04-28T12:17:00.000-07:00

Ahh yeee-ah, check it out, my steez be all up in this piece:

Uh-huh, yeah!

Ignition Northwest Spring Town Hall

2009-03-20T11:49:00.001-07:00

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.

It may not seem like spring, but despite the temperature outside the climate
inside the burner world is heating up. Projects are getting underway, theme
camps are meeting, Critical Massive is heading our way, and so forth and so
on. There is a lot going on in our community, which is why you should mark
your calendar *now* for the upcoming Town Hall meeting.

Here are the important details:

Tuesday, April 21st. 7pm-ish (time not yet fully confirmed)
Balagan Theatre
1117 E Pike St
Seattle, Wa 98122

This will be a potluck affair, so bring something to share.

On the agenda will be:
*Critical Massive
*Newbie Picnic
*Pratt Scholorship Info
*Board Elections (yes, it's that time again)
*And Much Much More!!!

Complete information will be coming your way soon, but we wanted to let you
know as soon in advance as possible.

Happy Spring Ya'all!!!

Kay

--
Kay Morrison
Board Member
IGNITION Northwest
kay (at) ignitionnw (dot) org

What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously.
But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the
terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.
--Kurt Vonnegut

Give life to your inner underwear pervert!

2009-01-07T13:52:00.001-08:00

Have you been harboring an inner SUPERHERO or SUPERVILLIAN? Well then
break out your spandex, throw on your utility belt and prepare to get
your SUPER on because the first annual SUPERCON is coming summer of
2007.

http://tribes.tribe.net/supercon

Santa saakimba's boobs on SLOG

2008-12-22T13:23:00.001-08:00

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2008/12/22/our_man_on_the_santa_beat

Santa Pre-FUNK is SO GAME ON

2008-12-19T13:53:00.001-08:00

Passing on the memo:

Santa Harley said he is having none of this cancellation horse puckey,
and Santa Pre-funk is ON!

Where: Hooverville
Neighborhood: SODO
1721 1st Ave S
(between Holgate St & Massachusetts St)
Seattle, WA 98134
(206) 264-2428

When: TONIGHT (friday)
time: 9pm

FREE FREE FREE

Santa on, yo.

santa route....

2008-12-17T12:58:00.001-08:00

Alright, coalbait, listen up, because this is the only announcement you're going to get: Santa rides this Saturday, December 20th, from noon to midnight (and beyond)! There is even a special Friday night pre-funk for the desperately drunk among you.

But, before I give you grubby little ho's any details, I want you to memorize the Four F***s . Santa's been the subject of frequent media/police attention lately, and Santa DOES NOT WANT. So BEHAVE, or BEHOED.

1. Don't f*** with kids.

2. Don't f*** with cops.

3. Don't f*** with security.

4. Don't f*** with Santa. (it's okay to f*** a Santa… with permission of course)

If you want to BE with Santa, your best option is to START with Santa SHARPLY AT NOON. If you want to FIND Santa, your best options are Dodgeball and Twitter. DO NOT CALL SANTA, because he cannot hear you over the noise of your MOM screaming, "OH GOD! OH SANTA! OH GOD! OH SANTA!"

Dodgeball.com: Ivan C. (in Seattle)

twitter.com/santarchy

Friday, December 19th, 11pm

Under the 1st Ave South Bridge in SODO. Use South Dakota St. as entrance.

Saturday, December 20th

This is Santa's very rough itinerary. Santa starts in the International District, stumbles drunkenly through Pioneer Square and Downtown, finishes up in Capitol Hill. These are not ALL of Santa's stops, but these are the places you are most likely to catch up with Santa. Times and locations may vary with mileage.

12pm
- House of Hong Restaurant - giant dim sum palace!

409 8th Ave S Seattle, WA

2pm
- 88 Keys Dueling Piano Bar - live holiday music!

Santa Kingpin paid up front for this - be prepared to chip in $5.

315 2nd Avenue South

4pm
- Seattle Central Library

Our annual(ish) reading of The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

1000 4th Ave

5pm
- Lusty Lady / Benaroya Hall - naughty and nice!6pm
- Pike Brewing Company

1415 1st Ave

8pm
- Nite Lite - the best l'il Santa spot in the city, bar none

Joining us late? This is the place to meet us.

1926 2nd Ave

10pm
- Chapel Bar / Capitol Club - Santa fills the street!

1600 Melrose Avenue / 414 E. Pine St

12pm
- The Cuff - Santa dances with bears!

1533 13th Ave

Oh, and I suppose you want a MAP, too! Whiny bastards! Fortunately for you, Santa Merry is on the job:

http://tinyurl.com/5d7jd6

Santacon! in Olympia

2008-12-12T13:14:00.001-08:00

Dear Santa,

If your plans have changed and you're near Olympia this weekend. You
are hereby reminded that Saturday, December 13th at 8pm Santas will
begin a liver workout downtown Olympia, WA.

We'll start at the Fish Tale Brewpub
http://www.fishbrewing.com/fishmap.html and take a wild sleigh ride
through the strip of bars on 4th ave.

We'll likely throw in a few random stops, but we know we'll try the
water at the following locations:

The Eastside (9ish)

The 4th Ave Tav

Jake's

The Brotherhood

The Royal (Dancing till 2am)

Olympia is a great alternative to Vancouver (less than 2 hours from
PDX and about an hour from Seattle).

We won't post to the Santarchy website due my lack of motivation.
Should be fun and small (30 or so). Last year we got free drinks at
one bar; I've never seen that at the larger conventions.

If you need contact info email me off list. trevcon98@yahoo.com

what better way to fight a hangover than in a bad wig and tracksuit?

2008-12-09T18:21:00.001-08:00

• Here's our best shot at starting off the year in the right frame of mind.

Can we interest you in a bit of exercise wallking around Greenlake
at noon on New Years Day
dressed in bad wigs and ugly track suits?

WHAT? Who would show up for that???

Well, we showed up for that.

The Annual New Years Day
Bad Wig and Ugly Track Suit Walk

Only 2.5 miles around Greenlake.
Noon, New Years Day.
Perfect for that possible New Years Eve hangover cure,
and best attitude way to start the year.

Please make sure you show up at noon on New Years Day January 1, 2009
for our next Annual New Years Day Bad Wig and Ugly Track Suit Walk.

YES, Kiddie/Wading Pool, Noon, 1/1/09 !

Portland Santacon Songbook

2008-12-04T16:53:00.001-08:00

http://vancouver.santacon.ca/santa_songs.pdf

Combine with the previously listed songbook for maximum Santarchy jollies!

SantaCON Carol Book

2008-12-04T14:07:00.001-08:00

http://santarchy.com/other/santacon-carol-book.pdf

Featuring cherished melodies passed down through the ages such as:
Wreck the Halls
Away On A Bender
Crashing Thru the Snow
Huff! The Nitrous Angels Sing
Rudolph the Red Nosed Raver
Twas The Night Before Christmas – Ebonics Version

And of course, the most important song which passes the right values
to the children of the future: Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear

Spread the horribly delightful cheer! Print many copies and hand them
out to friends! Bring smiles to the teeming zombified shopping masses!

A Secret Santa writes:

2008-12-04T13:53:00.001-08:00

After having nearly 1000 Santas last year in PDX, they are throwing up
misinformation right and left to ween their numbers down... so Just so
you all know, we're still invading portland Noon at the Skidmore
fountain on the 6th!

There will be plenty of Santas there ready to go!

Pacific Northwest Tri-Santacon

2008-12-02T14:31:00.001-08:00

http://www.trisantacon.com/
Keep an eye or two or three on the above site for supreme Santarchy glory!

Santa's Evil Toys Workshop and Holiday Party

2008-11-29T14:20:00.001-08:00

Hello Dorks and Santii! You are invited to our December Dorkbot:
Santa's Evil Toys Workshop and Holiday Party!

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WHAT: December 2008: Santa's Evil Toys Workshop and Holiday Party

WHEN: Weds, December 3rd, 7:00pm - 10:00pm

WHERE: 911 Media, 402 9th Ave N.

http://www.911media.org/

ADMISSION: Free! But bring a few bucks for the eggnog and rum jar,
it will be donated to 911 Media Arts Center

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Haven't you always wanted to take all those noisy, furry, half-broken
toys in your closet, tear them apart and put them together as
something just a little bit evil? Well, now's your chance!

Dorkbot and Santarchy are combining forces to host an evil toys
workshop. If you bring electric toys that make noise, we'll show you
how to circuit bend them to make eerie sounds. Don't forget your
batteries! If you don't want to deal with electronics, that's ok, you
can re assemble your furry toys too.

What to bring: toys (furry and/or electronic) and appropriate
batteries, tools. We'll have some tools on hand: glue guns, soldering
irons, etc., but it's always safest to bring a few of your own,
especially in this case scissors and sewing utensils.

As always, special thanks to our hosts at 911 Media Art Center!! if
you have any questions about the workshop please email Shelly at
shellyhivemind@gmail.com.

Your Friendly Dorkbot Overlords, and Santarchy Folk

SEATTLE! Pre-Funk with TROLL! UNDER A BRIDGE!

2008-11-27T18:25:00.001-08:00

WHY?
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WE SHALL NOT HO SILENTLY INTO THE NIGHT!
What is better than Santacon? A whole weekend of Santa!
Also for those of you who avoid Santa for fear of contact with Normals
(aka Muggles)... this is the event for you. There won't be one in
sight!

WHERE:
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A TROLL! THROWS PARTIES under a bridge.
Yes this party will be under a bridge (If you know where it is...
great! If not we'll tell you later) This will be posted wherever you
get your Santa information (tribe / facebook / seattle cacophony etc)
. If all else fails... look for this info on www.event-sequence.com in
late November.
Just to let you know... We have thrown 2 successful (not busted) FULL
VOLUME ALL NIGHT PARTIES in the middle of Seattle UNDER A BRIDGE!

WHEN:
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The Friday night before Seattle Santacon
(Whatever night in December that will be)

WHAT:
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This is a Santa Pre-Funk so the costumes are the same as Santacon! If
you have a fun idea for something at a party (burn barrel, glow in the
dark santa frisbee, elf tossing) LETS DO IT! Just bring it, or if you
want help making it happen contact me off-list

I'm going to bring my full audio setup (the same gear that powered
BREQ)... we're gonna light it up like crazy, and the best thing is,
its almost totally hidden and there is no residential anything for a
mile.

VOLUNTEER:
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I have been trying to do the 1-TROLL! show for a while now, but to
pull this one off I would really like some help. Here is what I need
the most:

- Spread the word.... The more Santa the better! (Forward this email!!)
- Generators! I have 2x 2000 watt generators, but could really use a
4-5Kwatt genny to drive the subs and tops properly (while still -
powering lights and dj booth with the other gennys)
- If you know someone with a Bus (AHEM Martians) that would kick ass!
- Could use a few extra hands for setup / tear down
- Want to set up a hard and hot cider station?
- Want to DJ or have a band that wants to perform?
- Any sexy Ms. Clauses or Naight Elves feel like Go-Go dancing?

If interested... contact TROLL! on TRIBE! (TROLL! might not respond
till late november so dont worry if you dont hear back from TROLL!
right away)

BRING:
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Santa Suit /warmth
BYOB ... and share some with me!
Fun & Games

LEAVE NO TRACE:
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Blah blah blah... you know the drill.
posted by: TROLL!
639 friends

Santarchy in Seattle: A Slideshow Retrospective (fixed)

2008-11-06T23:52:00.001-08:00

(if the above doesn't work, you can view it by <a
href="http://www.flickr.com/slideShow/index.gne?tags=seattle,%20santarchy&">clicking
here</a>.)

Santarchy in Seattle: A Slideshow Retrospective

2008-11-06T16:53:00.001-08:00

SANTA ROUTE SEATTLE Dec. 20th

2008-11-06T14:47:00.001-08:00

So far, here's what it lined up for DEC. 20TH!!!!!
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What those -Canadians- up there with their precious "democracy" don't
seem to understand is that Santa is MOB RULE, which means that the
Santa with the LOUDEST VOICE WINS. I heard Mary hollering HO for the
20th, but I can barely hear any of the rest of you pipsqueaks. THAT
MAKES MARY THE DECIDER!

That said, the 13th will probably net you more Santii than the 20th,
simply because many people with families go see them the week before X-
mas. But fuck it, none of you have families, and you'll still get
plenty of Santii on the 20th.

I heard Pioneer Square, I heard Capitol Hill. Let's do both. Here's
what I'd like to see for Santa.

- Start at noon in the International District. Santa's never done the
ID. One word: Dim Sum. And Uwajimaya.

- Work up through Pioneer Square.

- Hit the downtown library for reading of the Grinch.

- Too much wholesomeness, go from library to Lusty Lady.

- Nice and rowdy now, head to Westlake / Pacific Place / Gameworks.
Dance dance revolution!

- Nightlife at 9pm (because we missed it last year).

- From Nightlife, take a sharp right up to Capitol Hill.

- Dance dance (no revolution).

Frozen Grand Central

2008-02-01T09:48:00.001-08:00

Improv EVERYWHERE does it again....

Holy carp! Bunnarchy times DEUX!

2008-01-17T22:25:00.001-08:00

That's right kids---Bunnarchy times DEUX! DEUX countries in which to protest humanity!

1) Seattle Feb. 9th, Hoovervlle

2) Vancouver, BC Feb 2nd All over the place!

Humans are strictly forbidden!

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The Imperial League of Bunnydom presents:

Bunnarchy Seattle 208! Err, 2008!

That's right, hop right up. It's been three years since the last one, and man do we ever apologize. We got distracted by shiny objects.....again. This one is better than ever and worth the wait! The event itself is free, however if you are feeling generous, you can kick in to the hat for Burners Without Borders. 100% of collected funds go to BWB and their incredible projects. Check out their site! No, we're not directly affiliated with 'em, we just LOVE them....a lot! They rule!

(see http://www.burnerswithoutborders.org/)

We just got word of some AMAZING talent coming your way. The initial entertainment lineup includes:

*********

Playing funk, soul, groove, swing, chill, lounge, and spy jazz are:

Bunnington GT

Da bunnyfaja

Mutha fuckin' Michael Holden, Inc., LLC, esq., and shit.

Jaluka

*******

Bunnarchy

Feb. 9th, 2008

Hooverville

1721 1st Avenue S

Seattle, WA 98134

(206) 264-2428

9pm//21+

FREE, bunnydom required, $5 suggested donation (not required) for BWB

past pics:

http://flickr.com/photos/dj_diem/sets/1390325/

http://flickr.com/photos/dj_diem/sets/1386520/

http://flickr.com/photos/dj_diem/sets/72157600772087953/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPxmkEc0RKc

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The Cacophony Society of Vancouver proudly presents:

BUNNARCHY 2008!

When: Saturday, February 2, 2008, 4 p.m. start

Where: Downtown Vancouver, Lennox Pub at Granville and Robson

What: Drinks, the Bunny Hop in front of Art Gallery - Tour down Robson,

including Hooters

(what have THEY got over bunnies, ahem), more drinks, left on

Denman, the Denman

Library (SSSH!) Rubber Rainbow, more drinks, long jump

competition at English Bay,

down Davie, more drinks, egg toss, further drinks wherever

the night takes

us...thematically based suggestions are welcomed...email me

off list

How: dress up as your favourite wascally wabbit...you must at least

have ears (2 breadsticks

tied your head will suffice)...lettuce, carrots and turds are

welcome...but be prepared to

be nibbled on!

Why: (insert your best reason here)

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Santarchy 2007

2007-12-27T13:15:00.001-08:00

Seattle Cacaphony Santarchy on you tube!

Seattle Times photo

2007-12-16T21:47:00.001-08:00

Hey Santas,

We made the paper:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/zoom/html/2004075683.html

-Conifer, the Chistmas Tree

Here comes Santa! The Seattle route!

2007-12-14T17:45:00.001-08:00

On Saturday, December 15! TOMORROW!

Santa begins at noon at the Blue Star Cafe in Wallingford, stumbles and
weaves his way through the many fine establishments along 45th to the
U-District's fabulous Hotel Deca, then boards chartered (burner) buses to
Georgetown. Santa's itinerary is simple, and subject to deviation. Like
Santa.

Noonish:
Blue Star Cafe & Pub
4512 Stone Way N
Map: http://tinyurl.com/yub6do

6ish:
Board the Bus
Parking lot behind the hotel Deca
45th & Brooklyn Ave NE
Map: http://tinyurl.com/2bjms3

8ish:
9 lb Hammer
6009 Airport Way S
Map: http://tinyurl.com/2yn8kv

Santa's route from the U to G-Town: http://tinyurl.com/3eysq5

Stuff a pillow under your coat. Word is, the Pillow Fight Club is gunning
for Santa!
http://tribes.tribe.net/seattlepillowfightclub

Bring Binaca. Santa's going to MAKE OUT.
http://seattleflashmakeout.tribe.net/

Bring $5 to ride the Santa bus(es) from the U-District to Georgetown. Your
$5 gets you a collectible laminated bus pass, which features convenient
taxicab phone numbers, for the long, vomitous ride home.

Get Santa's whereabouts up-to-the-minute via Dodgeball:
http://www.dodgeball.com/
Add "Ivan C." as your friend.

PDX Santa pics

2007-12-14T11:39:00.001-08:00

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v488/sxykittn/PDXSanta2007/

Fwd: Man, that's a lot of Santi...

2007-12-14T11:23:00.001-08:00

Here's a report on Santacon in NYC from the online New York Times:

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/12/11/naughty-santa-reveals-all/?8ur&emc=ur

mars

SantaHammy puts both bushels in one baseket

2007-12-13T20:01:00.001-08:00

SantaHammy:Bellingham
December 14th
Nine PM
Grand Ave Alehouse

http://tinyurl.com/2lclgl

Some PDX Santa Pix...

2007-12-13T06:43:00.001-08:00

http://www.flickr.com/photos/afx_triplet/sets/72157603434670273/

Santacon PDX 2007

2007-12-11T02:11:00.001-08:00

Sacramento Santacon Links

2007-12-10T14:25:00.001-08:00

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisbphotos/sets/72157603423345816

olympia santa!

2007-12-06T13:29:00.000-08:00

Mon Dec 3, 2007 9:34 pm (PST)

If Portland seems to far, or I-5 is closed due to flooding, pull the
sleigh over in Olympia this Saturday night.

A smaller group of Santas will meet up at the Fishbowl Brew Pub at
8pm. We'll spin through town from East to West spreading Christmas
cheer while drinking lots of beer.

The fishbowl is located at 515 Jefferson St SE, Olympia, WA.
http://www.fishbrewing.com/fishmap.html

This Santa convention is not well planned and there are no strip clubs
here. However, it should be fun.

Remember, it's the water.

Oly Santa

SANTA ROUTE!

2007-12-05T19:10:00.001-08:00

On Saturday, December 15! And Santa's been holding it in allllll year!

Santa begins at noon at the Blue Star Cafe in Wallingford, stumbles and
weaves his way through the many fine establishments along 45th to the
U-District's fabulous Hotel Deca, then boards chartered (burner) buses to
Georgetown. More details below!

Stuff a pillow under your coat. Word is, the Pillow Fight Club is gunning
for Santa!
http://tribes.tribe.net/seattlepillowfightclub

Bring a boom box. Santa's been invited to participate in loud, ambient ART.

http://www.unsilentnight.com

Bring $5 to ride the Santa bus(es) from the U-District to Georgetown. Your
$5 gets you a collectible laminated bus pass, which features convenient
taxicab phone numbers, for the long, vomitous ride home.

Get Santa's whereabouts up-to-the-minute via Dodgeball:
http://www.dodgeball.com/
Add "Ivan C." as your friend.

Santa's itinerary is simple, and subject to deviation. Like Santa.

Noonish:
Blue Star Cafe & Pub
4512 Stone Way N
Map: http://tinyurl.com/yub6do

6ish:
Board the Bus
Parking lot behind the hotel Deca
45th & Brooklyn Ave NE
Map: http://tinyurl.com/2bjms3

8ish:
9 lb Hammer
6009 Airport Way S
Map: http://tinyurl.com/2yn8kv

Drunkish:
Corner of Fall and Down

Santarchy Christmas Carol Book

2007-12-05T15:01:00.001-08:00

http://santarchy.com/other/santacon-carol-book.pdf

Make sure to right-click and select "save as".

Mutant Sant-imal pix

2007-12-05T08:23:00.001-08:00

From Giggles:

They are kinda hard to see in photo form, but you all missed
quite an evening of creative mutilation:

http://peaboy.net/photos/peaboy/tags/MutantToyWorkshop/default.aspx

Note the band saw we had to cut hard plastic toys!

And a special one for the orange house:
http://peaboy.net/photos/peaboy/picture5053.aspx

Just in case anyone wants to have another one of these

in our own neck of the woods, I have quite a few aminals

left over.....come take them away??!??!

PDX Santacon 07

2007-12-04T12:28:00.001-08:00

Ok, this map will ONLY show the bar stops. That's where Santacon
refuels, it's not really where Santacon happens. Santacon is the stuff
between the bars, and we ain't telling you about it until it happens.
So if you get lost, you can either a) try to catch up to us by
wandering around at random looking for the inconspicuous horde of
hundreds of Santas, or b) go to the next bar and wait.

http://tinyurl.com/2tknrg

2007-12-04T12:16:00.001-08:00

Posted by Santa Ivan

Since rumors about Santa are flying like crazy, might as well make it official.   Portland Santa is December 8th. However, there is also some OTHER, TINY, PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN Seattle Santa that we should crash.  Official Seattle Santa is December 15th, noon to whenever.  Sadly, our Canuck bretheren have broken the three year accord and scheduled their Santa on the same day. THEY ARE DEAD TO US.  Seattle Santa will pillage Wallingford and the U-District in the afternoon, probably starting somewhere around Stone Way and heading toward the UW; where Santa will board the Santa Sleigh bound for Georgetown. Sleigh tickets will cost $5.   If you own a bus or very large RV, please contact Santa Ivan. I have three in mind; two more are desired. Santa will try to make it worth your while to stay sober until Georgetown.   HO HO HO, BITCHES!   Santa Ivan

2007-12-04T12:14:00.001-08:00

Posted by Santa Kingpin:

This is HO not a joke! In the interest of - fuck it.   Santa is hitting the streets of Seattle Friday, Oct. 19. Meet up at the NightlLite on 2nd at 9pm.
This is being done for two reasons:
1) We have an out of town santa in town.
B) I can't stand the goddamn voting any more.
3) Santa needs a beer!
Santa kingpin.