Santa begins at noon at the Blue Star Cafe in Wallingford, stumbles and
weaves his way through the many fine establishments along 45th to the
U-District's fabulous Hotel Deca, then boards chartered (burner) buses to
Georgetown. More details below!
Stuff a pillow under your coat. Word is, the Pillow Fight Club is gunning
Bring a boom box. Santa's been invited to participate in loud, ambient ART.
Bring $5 to ride the Santa bus(es) from the U-District to Georgetown. Your
$5 gets you a collectible laminated bus pass, which features convenient
taxicab phone numbers, for the long, vomitous ride home.
Get Santa's whereabouts up-to-the-minute via Dodgeball:
Add "Ivan C." as your friend.
Santa's itinerary is simple, and subject to deviation. Like Santa.
Blue Star Cafe & Pub
4512 Stone Way N
Board the Bus
Parking lot behind the hotel Deca
45th & Brooklyn Ave NE
9 lb Hammer
6009 Airport Way S
Corner of Fall and Down